I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond